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Sep 01, 2014

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via house-party-at-221b)

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Sep 01, 2014

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(via superwho-what-where-lock)

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Sep 01, 2014

lesbianrainbowpride:

fancypancakes:

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

Oh my god she is spurting blood

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I AM HiTTING REBLOG. sorry in advance to all my followers, but this shit is great!

(via overratedsuicide)

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Sep 01, 2014

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via hotboyproblems)

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Sep 01, 2014

joydick:

this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

(via superwho-what-where-lock)

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Sep 01, 2014
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police
  • News in America: Woman kills and eats 3 week old son
  • News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining
  • News in Canada: Man steals $30 million worth of maple syrup from the government
  • News in Portugal: Cristiano Ronaldo is sad
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Sep 01, 2014

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

(via superwho-what-where-lock)

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Sep 01, 2014

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

(via superwho-what-where-lock)

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Sep 01, 2014

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via seedy)

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Sep 01, 2014

sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

(via superwho-what-where-lock)

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Sep 01, 2014
senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

(Source: teresaferreira, via house-party-at-221b)

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Sep 01, 2014

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

(Source: cptnarnerica, via 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

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Sep 01, 2014

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via hotboyproblems)

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